Monday, May 4, 2009

Brenda's New Movie Career

Evidently, Brenda ran out midway through her haircut to officially meet The Lone Ranger. This may be the beginning of a movie career.

Here's how the dialogue goes:  

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 
“Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?” 

The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”

“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.  

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,  "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What’s it tell you, Tonto?” 

“You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent.”


  1. OMG is that hysterical!!!! Bonnie and Jackie you are absolutely amazing. All that I could hear this morning was Dee laughing out loud again and she called me in to see what you two created. More laughter came as we read the caption. This is just the medicine that I need to heal. This is certainly a keeper and if in a contest would win the best blog of the year. I am truly blessed to have you and the village on my side.

    love, chemo sabe

  2. OHHH My God!!!! this is tooo funny I am sitting in the lobby of our hotel in SD just laughing so hard that I am getting those hard stares... obviously we all are just too creative &/or have too much free time on our hands... but I just love it!!!
    Keep laughing its the sure fire cure!
    Incidently I was told this week end that shaving your hair put more "fire" in your aura and cells and that is good for healing!
    Love & Blessings

  3. Sista, OMG! This is hilarious..where do these people keep coming up with this stuff?? What creative minds they all have. Glad to have met some of them :) This looks so real!! I love it! Maybe this was your past life HA HA....You pull it off so well. Everytime I log on I never know what to expect and crack up at the first comment that comes out of my mouth and then just laugh out loud! Yes you do get the award for best blog of the year but mostly best friends of the year!! You are truely loved Bren!!!
    Oohhhh the fringe jacket, would go well with my beaver hat and BIG gun!! Love ya lots!!!

  4. Hearing your healing laughter all the way to Glen Ellyn touches our hearts and brings a smile in return. Love, Bonnie and Jackie

  5. You are getting pretty dang handy with that Photo shop Bonnie! Very fun, and great dialogue. Talent Talent Talent everywhere!

    Love, Jill

  6. are so so funny with your dialogue....I'm just cracking up...I can just see Rhonda with her beaver outfit and Brenda in her fringe smiling from ear to ear! You are so loved!!!! Hair off for the cure!!! Your one and only...Callie

  7. That made me LOL! Such clever friends you have. How did the Dr.'s appointment go today?
    Karen M.

  8. Okay so now everyone in Club Med Columbus Isle is laughing as well. Chemo sabe - I definetly want your autograph for my collection.
    Bonnie and Photoshop - perfect together!
    Keep smiling Brenda